This year’s Christmas holiday special to keep you going over the biathlon break is in the form of a poem. That’s right there is no beginning to my talents! 😉 Eat your heart out Homer – it’s epic! 😉
Why do I love you so?
Because you are the best sport,
Shooting and skiing in the snow!
From Fourcade to Dahlmeier,
Makarainen and Boe,
You always entertain us,
With one hell of a show!
Sprint, Pursuit, Individual,
Relay and Mass Start,
We love watching all of them,
The excitement is off the chart!
We have the best fans around,
And that will never change,
Cheering on the athletes,
When they are on the shooting range!
But watch out dear biathletes,
There is always someone ready to swoop,
Especially when you miss a target,
And go round the penalty loop.
The World Cup takes us everywhere,
To many places we go,
To help support our favourite stars,
Just like Anto Guigo!*
There are many families in biathlon,
And we are not sure how,
But there is Boe, Fourcade, Gasparin,
Claude, Fialkova and Gow.
Some biathletes have ups and downs,
Like Slovenia’s Klemen Bauer,
But when he finishes in the Top 6,
He’s guaranteed a flower!
We also have team Sweden,
With gold medallists Seb and Hanna,
They are still brilliant biathletes,
Even dressed like a banana!
Italy have some amazing shooters,
Like Vittozzi and Wierer,
Making all the other biathletes,
Wish the targets were nearer!
Then there are our officials,
Who carry out all the checks,
We appreciate all the coaches too,
And especially the wax techs!
Don’t forget para biathlon,
With sitting, standing and VI,
Their impairments don’t hold them back,
Their limit is the sky!
Imagine doing biathlon blind,
And shooting with your hearing,
Using a guide to get you around,
And help you with the steering!
I am obsessed with biathlon,
That’s obvious to see,
But the most important thing of all,
Is to support bib23!
*for rhyming purposes only! 😉
Please feel free to send me your biathlon poems!
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